Favorite Jokes Homeschoolers Love to Tell
10 reasons why public school is better than homeschool
Children who receive one-on-one homeschooling will learn more than others, giving them an unfair advantage in the marketplace. This is undemocratic.
20 Great Reasons You Homeschool
You can wear pajamas to class and not get kicked out. Cartoon by Jim Erskine.
Curriculum For Walking
To assure the quality and consistency of walking skills in forthcoming generations, it is anticipated that walking will soon be taught by professional teachers in properly equipped, educational facilities.
Extremely Annoying Questions about Homeschooling
Have you ever noticed that even the most intelligent seeming humans are capable of asking extremely annoying questions about homeschooling?
Home, Home All the Day
Home, Home all the day, where the children study and play,
Where seldom is heard, the hurry up word, and the van’s in the carport all day!
Young homeschoolers, teen homeschoolers, parents and even curriculum suppliers are making videos and using YouTube.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.
Homeschooling for Goofballs
Tired of questions/comments about why you’re distinctly NOT starting school this week? Yearn to relate to the kids down the road? Here are a few joke suggestions.
Homeschooling Mom Writes To Son Away At College
I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast.
Homeschooling SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions)
If I homeschool, will I have to wear Birkenstocks? If I homeschool, will I have to raise goats and chickens? Will I have to bake my own bread and sew all of our own clothes? by Rebecca Prewett.
How does a homeschooler change a lightbulb?
First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library.
How Many Home Educators
Does it take to change a lightbulb?
How to Hate Homeschoolers Properly
I have seen so many people try to discredit home education but fall short every time of really publishing the kind of rant that has most of us falling out of our chairs in fits of laughter.
Important Things I’ve Learned from Homeschooling Kids
It’s more fun to color outside the lines.
Best Selling Homeschool Books
Laughing at Ourselves
Links to other sites with homeschooling humor.
Martha’s vs Homeschool Mom’s Way
Martha’s way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
On the Revelation of William Bennett’s Gambling Habit
Why you may not want to use K12 for homeschooling your children.
Only A Homeschool Mother …
Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks “cookie” begins with “k.”
Top 20 Advantages to Homeschooling
If you can’t find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares?
Two women meet at a playground
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching. Eventually, they begin to talk.
What About Socialization?
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was mentally planning her week of Girl Scouts, 4-H, dance class, karate, and soccer. What were you saying about socialization?
What?! No School Today?
What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I’m sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
You Know You’re a Homeschooler’s Grandparent When …
You’re the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
You Know You’re A Homeschool Mom When…
You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.
See also: Laughing at Ourselves for offsite homeschooling humor links.