Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering “Nobody’s Home.”
Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks “cookie” begins with “k.”
Will unwind 56 feet of toilet paper so her little darling Can have the empty roll…to make a Mother’s Day present.
Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.
Knows the exact temperature a crayon will melt on the dashboard.
Will try to hide a leafy green vegetable in a cookie.
Will buy an 8 x 10 photo of her little darling with a palm tree growing out of her ear.