You’re the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
You’re very good at opening child proof caps with a hammer.
You’re usually interested in going home before you get to where you’re going.
You’re good on a trip for at least an hour without aspirin.
You’re the first one to find the bathroom wherever you go.
You’re awake many hours before your body allows you to get up.
You’re smiling all the time because you can’t hear a word they’re saying.
You’re very good at telling stories, over and over and over and over again.
You’re aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright as yours.
You’re so cared for – long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
You’re not grouchy. You just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, children …
You’re positive you did housework correctly before your mate retired.
You’re sure everything you can’t find is in a secure place.
You’re wrinkled, saggy and lumpy – and that’s just your left leg.
You’re having trouble remembering simple words like … ah.
You’re now spending more time with your pillow than with your mate.
You’re realizing that aging is not for sissies.
You’re anti-everything – anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.
You’re walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
You’re going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors – absolutely nothing.
You’re sure they are making adults much younger these days.
You’re in the initial stage of your golden years – SS, CD, IRA, AARP.
You’re wondering – if you’re only as old as you feel, how could you be alive at 150.
You’re supporting all movements – by eating prunes, bran, oats and raisins.
You’re a walking storeroom of facts – you’ve just lost the storeroom.
You’re so proud to have found Third Age online.
You’re a grandparent and you’re having the time of your life!!!