Posts Tagged ‘ joke ’
To the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas.” On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Can you homeschool legally?” On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?” On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Do...
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Reasons to Homeschool! Get a larger, printable poster. 3.6 MB, 300 dpi, and it fits on an 8.5″ x 11″ piece of paper. I suggest that you right click on this second image, and paste into Photoshop or other photo processing application, setting the new image resolution to 300 dpi (or whatever resolution...
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To assure the quality and consistency of walking skills in forthcoming generations, it is anticipated that walking will soon be taught by professional teachers in properly equipped, educational facilities. The following curriculum has been designed to achieve optimum results. N.B.- This is a tried and tested teaching programme, which systematically imparts approved walking technique,...
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Have you ever noticed that even the most intelligent seeming humans are capable of asking extremely annoying questions about homeschooling? Although I am always too polite to be snide, the following answers always run through my mind when I hear the following questions. Joke from your Homeschooling Guide, Ann Zeise.
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In the genre of anti-home education rants there are certain points that must be followed, a formula that should always be used. Jack read his copy of the anti-home education guidebook, probably several times. I think that’s why he did such a spot on job of taking each and every one of the rules and...
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Carmen gets kicked out of school, and so George and his wife must homeschool their daughter.
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When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late. Homeschooling boys is full of fun times!
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Tired of questions/comments about why you’re distinctly NOT starting school this week? Yearn to relate to the kids down the road? Here are a few suggestions: Count to ten in garbled Pig Latin. Wax poetic. Wax the floor and then slip around in your socks. Dangle a participle or two. See how many sentences...
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by Rebecca Prewett Recently I attended a state homeschooling convention. At least half the women there were wearing denim jumpers and had lots of children with them. If I decide to homeschool, will I need to buy a denim jumper and triple my family size? Well, it depends. Some homeschoolers like to be nonconformists....
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The following letters were taken from an actual incident during a homeschooling conference. (Actually from Shelley Berman, who I just adore! Thank you, Shelley, for permission to replicate this anecdote on my site.) Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized...
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